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Showing posts with label Transformers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Transformers. Show all posts

Monday, September 29, 2014

DVD Review For September 30, 2014

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Nicola Peltz, Stanley Tucci
Plot: A down-on-his-luck inventor finds one of the few remaining transformers and sets off a chain-reation of events that may lead to the end of humanity.
Trailer


Clint Says: If you have to see this movie, make someone else rent it


This is currently in the top 5 highest grossing films of 2014, but this movie is horrible. The only thing it has going for it are the incredible special effects and world-class explosions.

If you care at all about plot, character development, or meaningful dialogue rent something else. If you are only interested in things that go boom while spouting off cheesy lines you'll still think this 2 hour and 45 minute movie is an hour too long, but you'll be relatively happy. I would compare the cheese factor of this movie to a lame Saturday morning cartoon, but that would be an insult to the cartoon.

I also found the way the film treats the female lead throughout the movie to be thoroughly offensive. She spends the entire movie in tight shirts and either super-short cutoff jeans or painted on pants, her dialogue mainly consists of her yelling for her dad to rescue her, and her age is mentioned several times as 17. So, basically, she's supposed to be a minor that has daddy issues and is only there to provide eye candy rather than have a meaningful role. It's frustrating to see another summer blockbuster that uses the female lead as scenery rather than a legitimate plot-important character.

Just over halfway through the movie I was begging for it to end. When it finally did end it was left so wide open for a sequel that they barely finished this movie.

Save your money.



CHEF
Rated: R
Stars: Jon Favreau, Sofia Vergara, Scarlett Johansson, John Leguizamo, Emjay Anthony
Plot: After a bad review a head chef loses his job and works to regain his love for cooking and his family through working a food truck.

Clint Says: Rent this movie as soon as possible


This is one of those movies that is really good, but for whatever reason seems to fly under the radar. Foodies will love it for the tasty dishes, movie fans will love it for the heartwarming story and the superb acting by Jon Favreau.

It's an interesting mix of typical film genres. On one hand you have the trying-to-get-back-my-lost-love theme, but you also have the father-son-road-trip theme. Even so, the two styles mix together well. Like salty and sweet.

It's a fun film that is worth seeing.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Movie Review for June 27, 2014

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Stanley Tucci, Nicola Peltz
Plot: A down-on-his-luck inventor finds one of the few remaining transformers and sets off a chain-reation of events that may lead to the end of humanity.
Trailer

Clint Says: Wait for the DVD and let someone else rent it


This may become one of the highest grossing films of 2014 just by the nature of the franchise and its "summer blockbuster" release date, but this movie is horrible. The only thing it has going for it are the incredible special effects and world-class explosions.

If you care at all about plot, character development, or meaningful dialogue go see something else. If you are only interested in things that go boom while spouting off cheesy lines you'll still think this 2 hour and 45 minute movie is an hour too long, but you'll be relatively happy. I would compare the cheese factor of this movie to a lame Saturday morning cartoon, but that would be an insult to the cartoon.

I also found the way the film treats the female lead throughout the movie to be thoroughly offensive. She spends the entire movie in tight shirts and either super-short cutoff jeans or painted on pants, her dialogue mainly consists of her yelling for her dad to rescue her, and her age is mentioned several times as 17. So, basically, she's supposed to be a minor that has daddy issues and is only there to provide eye candy rather than have a meaningful role. It's frustrating to see another summer blockbuster that uses the female lead as scenery rather than a legitimate plot-important character.

Just over halfway through the movie I was begging for it to end. When it finally did end it was left so wide open for a sequel that they barely finished this movie.

Save your money and wait for a good action flick.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Summer Blockbuster Preview

Now that we've finally made it out of the longest winter EVER and into spring, we can finally set our sights on the important things in life. Like, which summer blockbuster movies are going to be worth your time and money.

The summer of 2014 is shaping up to be one of the biggest and best yet.

Here are some of the movies you may want to check out this summer. (This list is based on the traditional summer movie schedule, Memorial Day through Labor Day). This is not a complete list. There are several other films coming out this summer, but these are the ones that seem to have the best chance at reaching "blockbuster" status.
Save up some cash or find a rich date in the next month and enjoy the movies this summer! 



X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
Release Date: May 23
Mutants, time travel and DOOM...Oh my!
 
 
MALEFICENT
Release Date: May 30
Please, please, please, Disney...Let this be as incredible as it looks and not cheesy.
 
 
EDGE OF TOMORROW
Release Date: June 6
Tom Cruise in an end-of-the-world movie? Who knew?
 
 
THE FAULT IN OUR STARS
Release Date: June 6
YA readers will pack out the theaters for this anticipated film.
 
 
22 JUMP STREET
Release Date: June 13
Hopefully this sequel will do justice to the original.
 
 
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2
Release Date: June 13
The original is one of the best animated films of all time. This should match it.
 
 
TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION
Release Date: June 27
This may be the needed reboot of a series that has lost its way.
 
 
DELIVER US FROM EVIL
Release Date: July 2
This may be the scariest film of the year.
 
 
EARTH TO ECHO
Release Date: July 2
This looks like a mashup of LEAN ON ME and E.T.
 
 
TAMMY
Release Date: July 2
The trailer will make you pee in your pants. Hopefully the movie will, too.
 
 
DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
Release Date: July 11
The human apocalypse comes in the form of Caesar and his troops.
 
 
THE PURGE: ANARCHY
Release Date: July 18
Anything has to be better than the first one...I hope.
 
 
HERCULES
Release Date: July 25
This is the second HERCULES this year. Can we please stop remaking this story?
 
 
GET ON UP
Release Date: August 1
This film will have the best soundtrack and dancing of the year.
 
 
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
Release Date: August 1
It's like X-MEN...or THE AVENGERS...just be glad it's MARVEL like the other good ones.
 
 
INTO THE STORM
Release Date: August 8
A found-footage disaster film...this will either be huge or a total bomb.
 
 
 
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
Release Date: August 8
This one has got to be less cheesy than the last one...doesn't it? Who wants pizza?
 
 
THE EXPENDABLES 3
Release Date: August 15
This series is the best of the best when it comes to over-the-top action flicks.
 
 
SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR
Release Date: August 22
The original was revolutionary. Could the sequel be as well?