THE GIFT
Rated: R
Director: Joel Edgerton
Stars: Jason Bateman, Rebecca Hall, Joel Edgerton
Plot: A couple runs into an old high school friend, but things get out of control when he crosses boundaries
Trailer
Clint Says: Wait until after opening weekend, but see this in theaters
This is an outstanding, creepy, suspenseful thriller that will keep you guessing and freaked out until the very end. The "oh, crap" moment is one of the best and most squirm-worthy that I've seen in a decade.
I was nervous that this might not be a very good film since it is written, directed and stars Joel Edgerton. Many times in that situation it is difficult for someone else to tell them "no," but it looks like he had some help in making this film great.
Jason Bateman does a nice job moving away from his comedic ways for this role. It's a nice change of pace for him and for the audience.
There haven't been a lot good thrillers this year, so it's nice to finally see one worth the price of admission. If you like suspense flicks, this one will satisfy your craving.
RICKI AND THE FLASH
Rated: PG-13
Director: Jonathan Demme
Stars: Meryl Streep, Kevin Kilne, Mamie Gummer, Rick Springfield
Plot: An aging rocker mom tries to reconnect with her adult children
Trailer
Clint Says: Wait for the DVD
I finally got to see this movie in its entirety. (For the story on that escapade click here.) I would have been better off not having seen it. It's really not very good.
The cast is vanilla, the plot is tame, the conflict is stuff that many families go through every day, and it's slow. There are really only two good things about this movie: The music and the one great scene of tension between Meryl Streep and Audra McDonald. Other than that it's pretty boring.
One of the questions I always ask myself when watching a movie is, "Why was this made?" Much of the time the answer is pretty obvious. Some of the time the answer is, "I'm not sure." This is one of those times. This film doesn't offer us anything new or special.
There is zero reason to spend the money to see this in theaters. If you really must see it, wait for the DVD.
I watch crappy movies so you don't have to.
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Sunday, August 9, 2015
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Movie Reviews for August 7, 2015: FANTASTIC FOUR, SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE, and RICKI AND THE FLASH
FANTASTIC FOUR
Rated: PG-13
Director: Josh Trank
Stars: Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan, Jamie Bell
Plot: A group of scientific geniuses get caught in one of their own experiments causing them to have super powers.
Trailer
Clint Says: Wait for the DVD and make someone else rent it
Rated: PG-13
Director: Josh Trank
Stars: Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan, Jamie Bell
Plot: A group of scientific geniuses get caught in one of their own experiments causing them to have super powers.
Trailer
Clint Says: Wait for the DVD and make someone else rent it
This movie is more aptly titled MEDIOCRE FOUR or LAME FOUR or DON'T GO SEE IT FOUR. The acting is sub-par, the dialogue is bad, and the effects are worse. Plus, this is a comic book action flick with only about 20 minutes of action and even that's not very good action.
If you like origin stories this one give you all the origin you could ever want. We don't even see any F4 powers until about two thirds of the way through the film. And before that we have to endure a lot of sciency and mathy stuff. Ugh.
The only reason to see this movie in theaters is to be able to see the DEADPOOL trailer before it. Other than that, skip it.
SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE
Rated: PG
Director: Mark Burton, Richard Starzak
Stars: Justin Fletcher, John Sparkes
Plot: Shaun decides to shake things up by taking the day off, but things don't go according to plan
Clint Says: Wait for the DVD
I don't get it. I've tried to like SHAUN, I've tried to like WALLACE AND GROMMIT, I even almost liked CHICKEN RUN, but I just don't get it. Sure, this movie is mildly entertaining, but the reality is that I sat in a theater filled with kids between five and ten years old and there wasn't a single belly laugh among them. There were a lot of snickers and pleasant hahas, but that was the extent of the laughter.
I do find the animation to be quite clever and interesting to watch, but the slow-moving plot and minimal, in this case, non-existent dialogue bores me.
The plot is compelling enough to keep the kids engaged, and the movie is mercifully short enough so that parents should be able to endure it for their childrens' sake. That said, I don't think this movie is worthy of spending upwards of $50 or $60 to see it on the big screen.
RICKI AND THE FLASH
Rated: PG-13
Director: Jonathan Demme
Stars: Meryl Streep, Mamie Gummer, Rick Springfield, Kevin Kline
Plot: An aging rocker mom tries to reconnect with her adult children.
Clint Says: I don't know yet, but I'm pretty sure it's bad
I went to see this movie at one of our local theaters. Unfortunately, before I got to see it the theater was evacuated for what we eventually found out was a faulty sprinkler system. Instead of waiting around an hour for them to open up again I headed across town to see it at another theater.
In order to be more efficient with my time when I am seeing three films in one day I will sometimes catch the last half of a movie first then watch the first half. That's what I decided to do for this film. So I sat down in the theater somewhere in the middle of the movie and saw about 25 minutes of it before some jerk pulled the fire alarm at that theater forcing us to evacuate there as well.
Apparently I am not meant to see this movie.
What I will say is: 1. I will see this movie in it's entirety and give a full and proper review. 2. The part that I did see was slow, boring and cringe-worthy so I hope the rest of the film makes up for that 25 minutes wasted.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
DVD Review For March 24, 2015
THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Martin Freeman, Ian McKellan, Richard Armitage, Luke Evans
Plot: Bilbo and Gandalf must work together to try to save Middle-Earth from the greed of its varied inhabitants.
Trailer
Clint Says: Rent this when you have the time
Director Peter Jackson finishes strong with the final installment in THE HOBBIT trilogy. It's not the best film of the bunch, but it is satisfying enough that fans of the series will walk away feeling fulfilled.
I will say that it feels like there is something missing from this movie. To be quite honest I can't figure it out, but I think it's the lack of character depth. This is essentially a 2 1/2 hour CGI battle movie and I would have liked a bit more story out of it.
The action is spectacular, the creatures are fascinating and the quest is compelling. And, without giving anything away, the finale of this film ties in beautifully to the beginning of THE LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy.
It's the end of an era, so enjoy this one.
INTO THE WOODS
Rated: PG
Stars: Anna Kendrick, Emily Blunt, James Corden, Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Chris Pine
Plot: A baker and his wife encounter several other fairy tale figures as they try to complete a task for a witch.
Trailer
Clint Says: Rent this soon
I saw this musical on stage several years ago and absolutely loved it. When I heard that Disney was making it into a film I was a bit nervous that the story would get too sanitized from the original to really have any impact. Thankfully, I was wrong.
Disney did a spectacular job at making this a musical palatable for children, (although I probably wouldn't take anyone under age 8), yet still intense and dramatic for the adults. The screen version is also significantly funnier than I remember the stage performance to be.
One big mark against this film is its length. There is a point where it feels like the movie ends, but then it goes on for about an hour after that. They probably could have accomplished the same thing by editing the last hour down to about 20 minutes.
Chris Pine steals the show and his song "Agony" is the highlight of the entire film. Meryl Streep does a fine job, although I didn't consider it to be award-worthy. If I had my choice of award nominations for this movie I would give the nod to Daniel Huttlestone who plays Jack. (He also plays Gavroche in Les Mis). He is mesmerizing once again.
Fans of the musical will notice missing and new songs in this version, but I think you will like this version all the same.
UNBROKEN
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Jack O'Connell, Takamasa Ishihara, Domhnall Gleeson
Plot: A former Olympian gets stranded at sea during World War II then becomes a prisoner of war inside Japan for several years.
Trailer
Clint Says: Rent this after you've seen the other movies out this week
This movie could have been something special, but it never gets there. I wasn't made to care for the main character any more than the other POWs, nor did I really hate his enemies. The character development was weak at best and in many cases non-existent. We blow through the main character's childhood and Olympic career so fast that we miss anything that might have been compelling about him.
Jolie uses flashbacks during the first third of the film which are powerful and well done, but then they just stop. For the last two thirds of the film we get nothing. I think the movie could have been a lot more powerful if she had kept those flashbacks going as a way to show his resolve and something to give him hope.
This is not a bad film at all, in fact it is pretty good, it just isn't great. And a movie like this needs to be great.
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Martin Freeman, Ian McKellan, Richard Armitage, Luke Evans
Plot: Bilbo and Gandalf must work together to try to save Middle-Earth from the greed of its varied inhabitants.
Trailer
Clint Says: Rent this when you have the time
Director Peter Jackson finishes strong with the final installment in THE HOBBIT trilogy. It's not the best film of the bunch, but it is satisfying enough that fans of the series will walk away feeling fulfilled.
I will say that it feels like there is something missing from this movie. To be quite honest I can't figure it out, but I think it's the lack of character depth. This is essentially a 2 1/2 hour CGI battle movie and I would have liked a bit more story out of it.
The action is spectacular, the creatures are fascinating and the quest is compelling. And, without giving anything away, the finale of this film ties in beautifully to the beginning of THE LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy.
It's the end of an era, so enjoy this one.
INTO THE WOODS
Rated: PG
Stars: Anna Kendrick, Emily Blunt, James Corden, Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Chris Pine
Plot: A baker and his wife encounter several other fairy tale figures as they try to complete a task for a witch.
Trailer
Clint Says: Rent this soon
I saw this musical on stage several years ago and absolutely loved it. When I heard that Disney was making it into a film I was a bit nervous that the story would get too sanitized from the original to really have any impact. Thankfully, I was wrong.
Disney did a spectacular job at making this a musical palatable for children, (although I probably wouldn't take anyone under age 8), yet still intense and dramatic for the adults. The screen version is also significantly funnier than I remember the stage performance to be.
One big mark against this film is its length. There is a point where it feels like the movie ends, but then it goes on for about an hour after that. They probably could have accomplished the same thing by editing the last hour down to about 20 minutes.
Chris Pine steals the show and his song "Agony" is the highlight of the entire film. Meryl Streep does a fine job, although I didn't consider it to be award-worthy. If I had my choice of award nominations for this movie I would give the nod to Daniel Huttlestone who plays Jack. (He also plays Gavroche in Les Mis). He is mesmerizing once again.
Fans of the musical will notice missing and new songs in this version, but I think you will like this version all the same.
UNBROKEN
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Jack O'Connell, Takamasa Ishihara, Domhnall Gleeson
Plot: A former Olympian gets stranded at sea during World War II then becomes a prisoner of war inside Japan for several years.
Trailer
Clint Says: Rent this after you've seen the other movies out this week
This movie could have been something special, but it never gets there. I wasn't made to care for the main character any more than the other POWs, nor did I really hate his enemies. The character development was weak at best and in many cases non-existent. We blow through the main character's childhood and Olympic career so fast that we miss anything that might have been compelling about him.
Jolie uses flashbacks during the first third of the film which are powerful and well done, but then they just stop. For the last two thirds of the film we get nothing. I think the movie could have been a lot more powerful if she had kept those flashbacks going as a way to show his resolve and something to give him hope.
This is not a bad film at all, in fact it is pretty good, it just isn't great. And a movie like this needs to be great.
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Movie Review For December 25, 2014
INTO THE WOODS
Rated: PG
Stars: Anna Kendrick, Emily Blunt, James Corden, Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Chris Pine
Plot: A baker and his wife encounter several other fairy tale figures as they try to complete a task for a witch.
Trailer
Clint Says: Save some money and see a matinee, but be sure to go
I saw this musical on stage several years ago and absolutely loved it. When I heard that Disney was making it into a film I was a bit nervous that the story would get too sanitized from the original to really have any impact. Thankfully, I was wrong.
Disney did a spectacular job at making this a musical palatable for children, (although I probably wouldn't take anyone under age 8), yet still intense and dramatic for the adults. The screen version is also significantly funnier than I remember the stage performance to be.
One big mark against this film is its length. There is a point where it feels like the movie ends, but then it goes on for about an hour after that. They probably could have accomplished the same thing by editing the last hour down to about 20 minutes.
Chris Pine steals the show and his song "Agony" is the highlight of the entire film. Meryl Streep does a fine job, although I wouldn't consider it to be award-worthy. If I had my choice of award nominations for this movie I would give the nod to Daniel Huttlestone who plays Jack. (He also plays Gavroche in Les Mis). He is mesmerizing once again.
Fans of the musical will notice missing and new songs in this version, but I think you will like this version all the same.
You can also watch my Drive Through Movie Review of INTO THE WOODS on YABooksCentral.com.
THE IMITATION GAME
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley
Plot: A British mathematician works to break the German's code to help the allies win the war.
Trailer
Clint Says: Drop everything and go see this movie now
This is easily one of my top ten films of the year. Benedict Cumberbatch gives a masterful performance as does Keira Knightley.
This movie is so highly compelling because the stakes are so high, and this cast delivers the intensity to the audience every step of the way.
Without giving anything away I will say that the scene following their success is one of the most powerful, gut-wrenching and heart-breaking scenes I have ever seen. This is truly a masterpiece that should be seen by all.
UNBROKEN
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Jack O'Connell, Takamasa Ishihara, Domhnall Gleeson
Plot: A former Olympian gets stranded at sea during World War II then becomes a prisoner of war inside Japan for several years.
Trailer
Clint Says: Wait for the DVD
Fair or not, UNBROKEN and director Angelina Jolie have the unfortunate draw of opening against another true-story World War II film, and THE IMITATION GAME completely obliterates this film in all aspects.
This movie could have been something special, but it never gets there. I wasn't made to care for the main character any more than the other POWs, nor did I really hate his enemies. The character development was weak at best and in many cases non-existent. We blow through the main character's childhood and Olympic career so fast that we miss anything that might have been compelling about him.
Jolie uses flashbacks during the first third of the film which are powerful and well done, but then they just stop. For the last two thirds of the film we get nothing. I think the movie could have been a lot more powerful if she had kept those flashbacks going as a way to show his resolve and something to give him hope.
This is not a bad film at all, in fact it is pretty good, it just isn't great. And a movie like this needs to be great.
BIG EYES
Rated: R
Stars: Amy Adams, Christoph Waltz
Plot: A woman's paintings start to become very popular, but her husband takes credit for them.
Trailer
Clint Says: See this in theaters as soon as possible
Whether you remember the actual Big Eyes phenomenon or not this movie will touch you. Waltz and Adams are outstanding in their respective roles as an overbearing con artist and a beaten down artist.
The film is pretty straight forward, especially for a Tim Burton flick, but he does inject his special flair for the odd throughout the film.
For a movie about painting, it is surprisingly fast-paced and the tempo really never lets down. It's full of drama and suspense and the story is as compelling as a high-value art heist. It's just an art heist done in a subtle way.
Rated: PG
Stars: Anna Kendrick, Emily Blunt, James Corden, Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Chris Pine
Plot: A baker and his wife encounter several other fairy tale figures as they try to complete a task for a witch.
Trailer
Clint Says: Save some money and see a matinee, but be sure to go
I saw this musical on stage several years ago and absolutely loved it. When I heard that Disney was making it into a film I was a bit nervous that the story would get too sanitized from the original to really have any impact. Thankfully, I was wrong.
Disney did a spectacular job at making this a musical palatable for children, (although I probably wouldn't take anyone under age 8), yet still intense and dramatic for the adults. The screen version is also significantly funnier than I remember the stage performance to be.
One big mark against this film is its length. There is a point where it feels like the movie ends, but then it goes on for about an hour after that. They probably could have accomplished the same thing by editing the last hour down to about 20 minutes.
Chris Pine steals the show and his song "Agony" is the highlight of the entire film. Meryl Streep does a fine job, although I wouldn't consider it to be award-worthy. If I had my choice of award nominations for this movie I would give the nod to Daniel Huttlestone who plays Jack. (He also plays Gavroche in Les Mis). He is mesmerizing once again.
Fans of the musical will notice missing and new songs in this version, but I think you will like this version all the same.
You can also watch my Drive Through Movie Review of INTO THE WOODS on YABooksCentral.com.
THE IMITATION GAME
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley
Plot: A British mathematician works to break the German's code to help the allies win the war.
Trailer
Clint Says: Drop everything and go see this movie now
This is easily one of my top ten films of the year. Benedict Cumberbatch gives a masterful performance as does Keira Knightley.
This movie is so highly compelling because the stakes are so high, and this cast delivers the intensity to the audience every step of the way.
Without giving anything away I will say that the scene following their success is one of the most powerful, gut-wrenching and heart-breaking scenes I have ever seen. This is truly a masterpiece that should be seen by all.
UNBROKEN
Rated: PG-13
Stars: Jack O'Connell, Takamasa Ishihara, Domhnall Gleeson
Plot: A former Olympian gets stranded at sea during World War II then becomes a prisoner of war inside Japan for several years.
Trailer
Clint Says: Wait for the DVD
Fair or not, UNBROKEN and director Angelina Jolie have the unfortunate draw of opening against another true-story World War II film, and THE IMITATION GAME completely obliterates this film in all aspects.
This movie could have been something special, but it never gets there. I wasn't made to care for the main character any more than the other POWs, nor did I really hate his enemies. The character development was weak at best and in many cases non-existent. We blow through the main character's childhood and Olympic career so fast that we miss anything that might have been compelling about him.
Jolie uses flashbacks during the first third of the film which are powerful and well done, but then they just stop. For the last two thirds of the film we get nothing. I think the movie could have been a lot more powerful if she had kept those flashbacks going as a way to show his resolve and something to give him hope.
This is not a bad film at all, in fact it is pretty good, it just isn't great. And a movie like this needs to be great.
BIG EYES
Rated: R
Stars: Amy Adams, Christoph Waltz
Plot: A woman's paintings start to become very popular, but her husband takes credit for them.
Trailer
Clint Says: See this in theaters as soon as possible
Whether you remember the actual Big Eyes phenomenon or not this movie will touch you. Waltz and Adams are outstanding in their respective roles as an overbearing con artist and a beaten down artist.
The film is pretty straight forward, especially for a Tim Burton flick, but he does inject his special flair for the odd throughout the film.
For a movie about painting, it is surprisingly fast-paced and the tempo really never lets down. It's full of drama and suspense and the story is as compelling as a high-value art heist. It's just an art heist done in a subtle way.
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
DVD Review for April 8, 2014
THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG
Rated PG-13
Stars: Ian McKellan, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage
Plot: Bilbo finds a mysterious ring while he continues his quest to reclaim the Dwarves' homeland from the dragon, Smaug.
Trailer
Clint Says: Buy this movie as soon as possible
If you saw the first movie in this series and gave up on it that is understandable. It was slow-moving and not up to the standards we have come to expect from director Peter Jackson. THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG is a return to excellence. I would suggest you give this series another chance.
While I will readily admit that there are several moments in this film that remind me of work, (namely a bunch of people having board meetings and then walking around in single-file lines), this film has a lot more action than the first and Smaug is amazing. It is completely worth sitting through the slower parts to get to the big dragon at the end.
AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY
Rated R
Stars: Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney
Plot: A dysfunctional, estranged family is brought back together by a family crisis.
Trailer
Clint Says: Wait for it to show up on TV
This movie can be summed up in one sentence: A group of over-qualified actors overacting.
I know that Meryl Streep was nominated for an Oscar for this film, but I'm convinced that Streep could play a corpse and still get a nod from the Academy.
This movie really isn't worth your time.
GRUDGE MATCH
Rated PG-13
Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Robert De Niro, Kevin Hart, Kim Basinger
Plot: Two old, has-been prize fighters must put aside their life-long grudge for one last fight.
Trailer
Clint Says: Let someone else rent it
The only thing good about this movie is Kevin Hart and Alan Arkin, they are hysterical. The rest of the movie is, unfortunately, just as lame as it sounds...two old guys that hate each other gearing up for one last fight. Oh, and there's a girl involved, too.
If you see this movie, you'll find yourself cringing and saying to Stallone and De Niro, "please stop, you're both too old for roles like this."
JUSTIN BIEBER: BELIEVE
Rated PG
Stars: Justin Bieber
Plot: A documentary on the pop star's rise to fame.
Trailer
Clint Says: I don't need to say anything. Beliebers will buy it, the rest will ignore it
Really, there is nothing to say about this. I could say it was the worst film ever made and the Beliebers would still buy up every last copy.
I will tell you this though, if you aren't a Belieber, this movie isn't good enough to make you change your mind. If you want to see a well done, pop star documentary, rent ONE DIRECTION: THIS IS US.
Rated PG-13
Stars: Ian McKellan, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage
Plot: Bilbo finds a mysterious ring while he continues his quest to reclaim the Dwarves' homeland from the dragon, Smaug.
Trailer
Clint Says: Buy this movie as soon as possible
If you saw the first movie in this series and gave up on it that is understandable. It was slow-moving and not up to the standards we have come to expect from director Peter Jackson. THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG is a return to excellence. I would suggest you give this series another chance.
While I will readily admit that there are several moments in this film that remind me of work, (namely a bunch of people having board meetings and then walking around in single-file lines), this film has a lot more action than the first and Smaug is amazing. It is completely worth sitting through the slower parts to get to the big dragon at the end.
AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY
Rated R
Stars: Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney
Plot: A dysfunctional, estranged family is brought back together by a family crisis.
Trailer
Clint Says: Wait for it to show up on TV
This movie can be summed up in one sentence: A group of over-qualified actors overacting.
I know that Meryl Streep was nominated for an Oscar for this film, but I'm convinced that Streep could play a corpse and still get a nod from the Academy.
This movie really isn't worth your time.
GRUDGE MATCH
Rated PG-13
Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Robert De Niro, Kevin Hart, Kim Basinger
Plot: Two old, has-been prize fighters must put aside their life-long grudge for one last fight.
Trailer
Clint Says: Let someone else rent it
The only thing good about this movie is Kevin Hart and Alan Arkin, they are hysterical. The rest of the movie is, unfortunately, just as lame as it sounds...two old guys that hate each other gearing up for one last fight. Oh, and there's a girl involved, too.
If you see this movie, you'll find yourself cringing and saying to Stallone and De Niro, "please stop, you're both too old for roles like this."
JUSTIN BIEBER: BELIEVE
Rated PG
Stars: Justin Bieber
Plot: A documentary on the pop star's rise to fame.
Trailer
Clint Says: I don't need to say anything. Beliebers will buy it, the rest will ignore it
Really, there is nothing to say about this. I could say it was the worst film ever made and the Beliebers would still buy up every last copy.
I will tell you this though, if you aren't a Belieber, this movie isn't good enough to make you change your mind. If you want to see a well done, pop star documentary, rent ONE DIRECTION: THIS IS US.
Monday, March 3, 2014
The Oscars Recap
Last night was the 86th installment of the Academy Awards. Ellen Degeneres hosted and did an incredible job. If not for her, the show would have been 3 1/2 hours of montage drudgery. The pizza bit was brilliant and even though some of her jokes fell flat, for the most part she was spot on all night long.
Some of the highlights from the night included:
1. Benedict Cumberbatch being the best photobomber of all time...
Some of the highlights from the night included:
1. Benedict Cumberbatch being the best photobomber of all time...
Benedict Cumberbatch and Chiwetel Ejifor...the two best names in Hollywood
Anybody that photobombs U2 deserves an Oscar
2. Jennifer Lawerence trips again...
"If I'm going down, I'm taking someone with me!"
I love the fact that JLaw is real people. Is anyone but me surprised that she didn't give herself a paper cut when she was announcing one of the winners last night?
3. Ellen's Selfie...
This pic has been retweeted more than 2.4 million times!
Thanks to Chrissy Teigen, we got the other side of this story...
4. Lupita!
She is stunning!
And she's also real people, too. She was in the audience holding her Oscar in her lap all night long. Good for her!
In order to have the good, you must also have the bad, and this year's Academy Awards did not disappoint with the bad.
The lowlights included:
1. John Travolta
You can also follow the now infamous Adele Dazim on Twitter, @AdeleDazim.
2. The Heroes Montage
Apparently the Academy forgot that there are actually female heroes in movies other than Katniss Everdeen. Immediately after the montage aired the Twitterverse blew up with hatred for the Academy. You can see a crappy version of the crappy montage here.
3. The length of the show
The show ran over by at least half an hour, which I will never understand because most of the show is just useless navel gazing.
4. Then. This. I have no words.
I did live Tweet the whole event last night from the red carpet all the way through the Best Picture. If you'd like to see what I had to say last night here you go...
Just hearing this song creeps me out. #HER was such a strange flick. And about 45 minutes too long. #oscars #pleasedontletthissongwin
4. Then. This. I have no words.
No. Just. No.
I did live Tweet the whole event last night from the red carpet all the way through the Best Picture. If you'd like to see what I had to say last night here you go...
Just
about time for the #Oscars.
*Finds all the booze.* *Drinks all the booze.* OK, *hic* I'm ready. *hic*
#getreadyforalongnight
Lupita...she
should win all. #Oscars
Jared Leto plus big red bow tie equals
awesome. (And an Oscar in about 3 1/2 hours). #Oscars
#redcarpet
Interesting...Amy
Adam's dress looked black on E! but on ABC it's obviously Navy. #donotadjustyoursets
#Oscars
#redcarpet
How
does a guy get a job interviewing stars on the red carpet when he doesn't even
know how to work a microphone? #youhavetotalkintoit
Lot's of white tuxes on the
dudes this year...pretty cool. #redcarpet #Oscars
What's
the deal with the guy's bringing their moms? It's not a bad thing, but I guess
they look at Bradley Cooper and say "works for him!"
Take
the rest down with u! RT @lil_Kstu:
Keep it Classy, Kentucky Jennifer Lawrence is having A NIGHT y'all twitpic.com/dx61u6”
Angelina Jolie...OMG!
That's quite a .... ummmm ... dress? #Oscars #redcarpet
#noimaginationneeded
OK,
apparently Julia Roberts decided to let her grandma go in her place. #notagoodlook
#oscars
#redcarpet
#bringbacklupita
Will
and Jada are awesome. And I'm not just saying that cuz she wants Will to get a
finger tat like mine. #truestory
#oscars
#redcarpet
BTW
- Worst drinking game ever? Take a drink every time someone says "Who are you
wearing?" #deaddrunkby5oclock
#oscars
#redcarpet
Pic
from my cousin's husband. He's up for an Oscar tonight. RT @FacingFearMovie:
We're in! #Oscars
#facingFear
pic.twitter.com/yPBwZVu8wk
Bring
it, Ellen! #Oscars
This
is our life RT @cjredwine:
Watching Ellen's opening and the toddler just walked in front of the tv and
mooned us. So there's that.
Apparently
to be a best supporting actor you must yell your lines. #oscars
Congrats,
Jared Leto! Totally deserved. Amazing acting in an incredibly difficult role and
story.
Meryl,
don't EVER do that again. My eyes!!!! #oscars
My 4yo daughter is signing
along to #Happy. This is a great moment. #oscars #reallife
Awww...I
so wanted Bad Grandpa to win...That would have been EPIC!!!! #oscars
Robbed!!!!
GET A HORSE should have won. The most innovative piece of animation I have ever
seen. #oscars
#theoldguysgotitwrong
Yea!
FROZEN! So glad that it won. I thought the old guys might have voted for
E&C, but they made the right choice. #oscars
Well
deserved #oscar for
GRAVITY's visual effects team. If you haven't seen it, the movie is nothing
without the visual effects.
Just hearing this song creeps me out. #HER was such a strange flick. And about 45 minutes too long. #oscars #pleasedontletthissongwin
It's
a great night for France at the #Oscars...
well, at least it's a great night for guys with French accents at the
Oscars.
Congrats to THE LADY IN
NUMBER 6. I really wanted FACING FEAR to win for selfish reasons, but TLIN6 is
an amazing story. See both #Oscars
Make
an appointment. RT @netflix:
You can watch "The Lady in Number 6" on Netflix beginning April 1. #Oscars
bit.ly/1chWHYR
Thank
you, Frank Underwood for bringing this show back from the brink of despair!
#kevinspacey
#oscars
He's got my vote! RT
@azizansari: Frank Underwood for Oscars 2015 host.
I'm
warning you... don't watch this! Why!? Why didn't you listen to me!? #oscars
RT @mdoolittle
And here it is! twitpic.com/dx69sn
Best
foreign language film goes to jfkdsa fdwsu djisuhc! Congrats, or bchddqy
dicncurencry, mwaahdb! @oscars
Ellen
in skinny pants. Ok. #oscars
Ladies
and gentlemen, your Oscar winning song is being performed right now. #U2
#Oscars
#OrdinaryLove
@awesome
The most expensive selfie
in the history of the world. #oscars #wastingtime #ellenandmeryl
Here
is that selfie. pic.twitter.com/Wkc3pWmbwG
Thanks
for the other side of the story! RT @chrissyteigen:
From the back! pic.twitter.com/bwYpI7XmTX
Man, #Gravity is on a roll!
It deserves all of the technical awards...hopefully the voting doesn't carry
over to acting ang best picture.
Come
on Lupita!!! #oscars
Yesssss!!!!!!!!
Way to go Lupita!!!! So well deserved. Beautiful performance! #oscars
Beautiful
RT @cjredwine:
I love how Lupita is just overcome and can't even get out of her chair for a
moment. #oscars
I could listen to Lupita
talk for hours...love that accent. Great speech. #oscars
And
the oscar for photo bombs goes to.... Benedict Cumberbatch! pic.twitter.com/KocqfRScWc
Ok,
Ellen, the tipping jokes? Hysterical! Nice job. #oscars
The
Academy speech...everybody's chance to finally pee. #Oscars
Nice
job Bill Murray! #honoringharoldramis
What tha what! Another
French dude wins? Quite a night for them. #oscars
Sing it, P!nk! Love the
movie, the song and the singer. #oscars #wizardofoz
Now
I want Jennifer Garner and Benedict Cumberbatch to do a mashup show of #ALIAS
and #SHERLOCK
#awesomeFTW
#Oscars
Yo!
Academy. You check twitter lately? The women? They be pissed. Maybe think about
putting them in the heroes montage next time. #dumbies
Let the "I can't believe
they missed _____!" rants begin in 3, 2, 1. #oscars
#deadpeopletribute
Hey
guys, the Oscars aren't going to be long enough or old enough this year. Ideas?
Hey, what about Bette Midler? BINGO! #Oscars
Preach it sister! RT
@lil_Kstu: @clintredwine they opened a big can of cheese for that one
#notimpressed
I
will always be surprised that actors seemingly have zero ability to read a
teleprompter. Just act it out! #oscars
#actorsspeakboring
LET IT GO. Awesome song.
Second place tonight. #U2WillWin #Oscars
#Academywontletacartoonwinbig
Jamie
Foxx...just go away. You are creepy and, well, creepy. #Oscars
Wow!
LET IT GO won! Good for them. Good for the Academy for realizing that animated
flicks can win big people awards too. #Oscars
Hey
all, you can follow Adele Dazim now...the most famous person at the Oscars! RT
@AdeleDazim:
Travolta never bothered me anyway.
Ummm..TV
star. Try again! #journalismfail
RT @EW:
One notable omission in this year's In Memoriam montage: Cory
Monteith.
Don't
I know it! RT @cjredwine:
"The mind of a writer can be a truly terrifying thing." - Robert De Niro.
Preach, Bobby.
I wasn't a big fan of #HER,
but the best screenplay nod was worth it. The screenplay was very unique.
#oscars
I
love the fact that Lupita is sitting in the audience with her Oscar in her lap!
#oscars
#shesrealpeople
Thank you, Oscars for going
over by A FREAKING HOUR. Glad I don't have to work tomorrow...oh wait. #oscars
#montagessuck #showmethewinners
Remember when Daniel Day
Lewis was killing all those vampires? That was AWESOME! Wait...what? Oh,
nevermind. #oscars #abelincoln
Come
on Damme Dench!
I HATE THE OSCARS! Why do
they even consider a Woody Allen film. #sickfreak #disgusting
#Oscars
Matthew
is about to win...rightfully so. #oscars
Yes!
Nice job. Amazing work! Matthew McConaughey totally deserves this one! #Oscars
I
did not realize that I was Matthew McConaughey's dad. Pie - Check, Underwear -
Check, Gumbo - Check, #IwantaDNAtest #oscars
Come
on AMERICAN HUSTLE!
.
@TheAcademy Really? Tweeting
Best Picture before it airs? R U all stupid? You know
there is a delay
right?
Best Picture before it airs? R U all stupid? You know
there is a delay
right?
BTW
- 12 YEARS A SLAVE is totally worth your time. Very hard to watch, but
incredible. It deserved the win. #Oscars
Good
night all! We will be talking Oscars all morning on Mix 92.9. #oscars
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