Just about time for the #Oscars. *Finds all the booze.* *Drinks all the booze.* OK, *hic* I'm ready. *hic* #getreadyforalongnight



Hey everyone...follow @lil_Kstu tonight as well...you won't be disappointed. #hysterical



Oh, #Pharrell...what tha what!? Bermuda called...it wants it's shorts back. #justwearthehat #oscars



Tonight I am wearing Champion and Hanes. #OscarRedCarpet #Incaseyouwerewondering #glamlife



Lupita...she should win all. #Oscars



Jared Leto plus big red bow tie equals awesome. (And an Oscar in about 3 1/2 hours). #Oscars #redcarpet



Interesting...Amy Adam's dress looked black on E! but on ABC it's obviously Navy. #donotadjustyoursets #Oscars #redcarpet



How does a guy get a job interviewing stars on the red carpet when he doesn't even know how to work a microphone? #youhavetotalkintoit



Lot's of white tuxes on the dudes this year...pretty cool. #redcarpet #Oscars



Did anyone expect JLaw NOT to trip? She's normal people...totally awesome. #oscars #redcarpet



What's the deal with the guy's bringing their moms? It's not a bad thing, but I guess they look at Bradley Cooper and say "works for him!"



Chiwetel Ejiofor!!! Because people like to say Chiwetel Ejiofor! #oscars #redcarpet #12yearsaslave



Take the rest down with u! RT @lil_Kstu: Keep it Classy, Kentucky Jennifer Lawrence is having A NIGHT y'all twitpic.com/dx61u6



Angelina Jolie...OMG! That's quite a .... ummmm ... dress? #Oscars #redcarpet #noimaginationneeded



OK, apparently Julia Roberts decided to let her grandma go in her place. #notagoodlook #oscars #redcarpet #bringbacklupita



Yo, ABC...maybe next time go with the funny Jimmy. That would be Fallon. #Oscars #redcarpet



Will and Jada are awesome. And I'm not just saying that cuz she wants Will to get a finger tat like mine. #truestory #oscars #redcarpet



Did they just show a quick shot of Cruella Deville? #oscars #redcarpet



So far best dressed is a toss up between Lupita and JLaw. #Oscars #redcarpet



BTW - Worst drinking game ever? Take a drink every time someone says "Who are you wearing?" #deaddrunkby5oclock #oscars #redcarpet



Pic from my cousin's husband. He's up for an Oscar tonight. RT @FacingFearMovie: We're in! #Oscars #facingFear pic.twitter.com/yPBwZVu8wk



Bring it, Ellen! #Oscars



This is our life RT @cjredwine: Watching Ellen's opening and the toddler just walked in front of the tv and mooned us. So there's that.



Yes! RT @sarahmaclean: Benedict Cumberbatch wins the internet. #oscars pic.twitter.com/s8HoPauMiB



Apparently to be a best supporting actor you must yell your lines. #oscars



Congrats, Jared Leto! Totally deserved. Amazing acting in an incredibly difficult role and story.



Someone please make Jim Carrey stop. Dude wears me out. #yourshtickisold #Oscars






Thank you @Pharrell for replacing the shorts with the hat! Love this song! #oscars #happy



Meryl, don't EVER do that again. My eyes!!!! #oscars



My 4yo daughter is signing along to #Happy. This is a great moment. #oscars #reallife



Oh man, now they get to put "Oscar Winning" on that horrible movie. #TheGreatGatsby #yousolucky



Awww...I so wanted Bad Grandpa to win...That would have been EPIC!!!! #oscars



Robbed!!!! GET A HORSE should have won. The most innovative piece of animation I have ever seen. #oscars #theoldguysgotitwrong



Yea! FROZEN! So glad that it won. I thought the old guys might have voted for E&C, but they made the right choice. #oscars



Well deserved #oscar for GRAVITY's visual effects team. If you haven't seen it, the movie is nothing without the visual effects.




Just hearing this song creeps me out. #HER was such a strange flick. And about 45 minutes too long. #oscars #pleasedontletthissongwin



It's a great night for France at the #Oscars... well, at least it's a great night for guys with French accents at the Oscars.



Congrats to THE LADY IN NUMBER 6. I really wanted FACING FEAR to win for selfish reasons, but TLIN6 is an amazing story. See both #Oscars



Make an appointment. RT @netflix: You can watch "The Lady in Number 6" on Netflix beginning April 1. #Oscars bit.ly/1chWHYR



Wow...that just happened. #singingacceptancespeech #Oscars



Thank you, Frank Underwood for bringing this show back from the brink of despair! #kevinspacey #oscars



He's got my vote! RT @azizansari: Frank Underwood for Oscars 2015 host.



I'm warning you... don't watch this! Why!? Why didn't you listen to me!? #oscars RT @mdoolittle And here it is! twitpic.com/dx69sn



Best foreign language film goes to jfkdsa fdwsu djisuhc! Congrats, or bchddqy dicncurencry, mwaahdb! @oscars



Ellen in skinny pants. Ok. #oscars



Ladies and gentlemen, your Oscar winning song is being performed right now. #U2 #Oscars #OrdinaryLove @awesome



Yes! RT @mdoolittle: U2 is AMAZING! Seriously, Bono’s voice >. #Oscars



The most expensive selfie in the history of the world. #oscars #wastingtime #ellenandmeryl



Here is that selfie. pic.twitter.com/Wkc3pWmbwG



Thanks for the other side of the story! RT @chrissyteigen: From the back! pic.twitter.com/bwYpI7XmTX



Man, #Gravity is on a roll! It deserves all of the technical awards...hopefully the voting doesn't carry over to acting ang best picture.



Come on Lupita!!! #oscars



Yesssss!!!!!!!! Way to go Lupita!!!! So well deserved. Beautiful performance! #oscars



Beautiful RT @cjredwine: I love how Lupita is just overcome and can't even get out of her chair for a moment. #oscars



I could listen to Lupita talk for hours...love that accent. Great speech. #oscars



And the oscar for photo bombs goes to.... Benedict Cumberbatch! pic.twitter.com/KocqfRScWc



Delivered pizza...longest joke in the history of the #oscars. #notcleaningupunderthechairstonight



Ok, Ellen, the tipping jokes? Hysterical! Nice job. #oscars



The Academy speech...everybody's chance to finally pee. #Oscars



Nice job Bill Murray! #honoringharoldramis



What tha what! Another French dude wins? Quite a night for them. #oscars



Man, #GRAVITY. Wow. What a night. #Oscars



Sing it, P!nk! Love the movie, the song and the singer. #oscars #wizardofoz



Now I want Jennifer Garner and Benedict Cumberbatch to do a mashup show of #ALIAS and #SHERLOCK #awesomeFTW #Oscars



Yo! Academy. You check twitter lately? The women? They be pissed. Maybe think about putting them in the heroes montage next time. #dumbies



Let the "I can't believe they missed _____!" rants begin in 3, 2, 1. #oscars #deadpeopletribute



Hey guys, the Oscars aren't going to be long enough or old enough this year. Ideas? Hey, what about Bette Midler? BINGO! #Oscars



Preach it sister! RT @lil_Kstu: @clintredwine they opened a big can of cheese for that one #notimpressed



I will always be surprised that actors seemingly have zero ability to read a teleprompter. Just act it out! #oscars #actorsspeakboring



LET IT GO. Awesome song. Second place tonight. #U2WillWin #Oscars #Academywontletacartoonwinbig



Jamie Foxx...just go away. You are creepy and, well, creepy. #Oscars



Wow! LET IT GO won! Good for them. Good for the Academy for realizing that animated flicks can win big people awards too. #Oscars



Hey all, you can follow Adele Dazim now...the most famous person at the Oscars! RT @AdeleDazim: Travolta never bothered me anyway.



Ummm..TV star. Try again! #journalismfail RT @EW: One notable omission in this year's In Memoriam montage: Cory Monteith.



Don't I know it! RT @cjredwine: "The mind of a writer can be a truly terrifying thing." - Robert De Niro. Preach, Bobby.



I wasn't a big fan of #HER, but the best screenplay nod was worth it. The screenplay was very unique. #oscars



I love the fact that Lupita is sitting in the audience with her Oscar in her lap! #oscars #shesrealpeople



If they gave it to anybody but Alfonso Cauron it would have been a travesty. #GRAVITY #Oscars



Thank you, Oscars for going over by A FREAKING HOUR. Glad I don't have to work tomorrow...oh wait. #oscars #montagessuck #showmethewinners



Remember when Daniel Day Lewis was killing all those vampires? That was AWESOME! Wait...what? Oh, nevermind. #oscars #abelincoln



Come on Damme Dench!



I HATE THE OSCARS! Why do they even consider a Woody Allen film. #sickfreak #disgusting #Oscars



Matthew is about to win...rightfully so. #oscars



Yes! Nice job. Amazing work! Matthew McConaughey totally deserves this one! #Oscars



I did not realize that I was Matthew McConaughey's dad. Pie - Check, Underwear - Check, Gumbo - Check, #IwantaDNAtest #oscars



Come on AMERICAN HUSTLE!



Thank you Academy for tweeting it before we saw it. You are truly idiotic! #really? #oscars



. @TheAcademy Really? Tweeting
Best Picture before it airs? R U all stupid? You know
there is a delay
right?



BTW - 12 YEARS A SLAVE is totally worth your time. Very hard to watch, but incredible. It deserved the win. #Oscars



Good night all! We will be talking Oscars all morning on Mix 92.9. #oscars